SMK Volume 2
George Clooney, Brad Pitt, & Ben Affleck
You gotta screw one, marry one, kill one.
Screw - George Clooney
Marry - Ben Affleck
Kill - Brad Pitt
George Clooney - Screw. As much as I think he'd make a great husband, lets be honest here... George is not marrying anyone. Even if he were to ask such a question... Do I really want to marry someone who has been so adamant about not settling down in the past? He's sweet though. That could make for some romantic evenings.
Ben Affleck - Marry. This seems like such a hypocritical choice to me... seeing how I killed off Matt Damon last week, who is like Ben's BFF. Doesn't that mean they are pretty much the same person? But given the choices this week-- he's the best option. He does seem like a great family man and I know he makes beautiful babies. Yeah, I'd marry Ben. Especially Pearl Harbor Ben.
Brad Pitt - Kill. Yes, kill, kill, kill. I admit he isn't bad on the eyes... with that jaw structure & those blue eyes, it's pretty much going against the laws of nature to even suggest killing such a thing. BUT--he gets on my nerves. As I heard someone say on the radio recently... he tries too hard to make himself bad looking in an attempt to prove to the world that he doesn't care about such superficial things. You care, Brad. You care. Plus, remaining with someone as insecure as Angelina Jolie seems to be makes you a weak man. In a world of survival of the fittest, we kill off the weak man.
Last week's voting results:
Kill Jude Law
Marry Matt Damon
Screw Mark Wahlberg