THE SEDUCTION EXPERT by Saya Lopez Ortega

Let me first say that I've been looking forward to the release of THE SEDUCTION EXPERT by Saya Lopez Ortega for a long time. I requested an ARC more than a year ago, so imagine my confused excitement when I saw my request had been approved yesterday. Unfortunately, it fell drastically short of my expectations and reads more like the fictional, female equivalent of THE GAME by Neil Strauss.

The Seduction Expert, who is referred to only as Baroness, is a consultant living in Paris, France. Namely, she consults women on all matters regarding their intimate relationships--she helps them meet men, break up with men, extort their men, you name it. She is a supremely unlikable character and a psychopathic narcissist. 

She describes herself as someone who... "women want to call on" and "men imagine life by my side." She "daunts mankind" and "few people dare approach her".

The main character sees herself as a champion of women, yet debases all of the women in her life at every opportunity. I've seen people describe this book as pro-feminist but this is unequivocally untrue. Every female character other than the Baroness is spineless, self-conscious, and weak. In the same way that every woman is depicted as a clueless soul who desperately needs help, every man is depicted as a hapless schmuck. To put it plainly, the characters in this book have zero depth.

Also, there's a good bit of wording I didn't quite understand. Translation issues, perhaps? (I have no clue if it was initially written in another language; I'm just guessing here.) An example: "the way he looks at her largely witness for his interest." What does that even mean?

Unfortunately, I'm very disappointed with this book overall. The only reason I finished it was to see if the main character gets what she deserves. You'll just have to read the book for yourself to find out what happens there. Who knows? If you enjoy books with villainous main characters, you may very well enjoy this one.  It just wasn't for me.

*A big thanks to both Netgalley and the publisher for granting me the opportunity to read an advanced copy of this book. The thoughts expressed in this review are my own personal opinions and have been written in my own words.

Violent Delights by Jessica Hawkins

VIOLENT DELIGHTS BY JESSICA HAWKINS

(White Monarch, #1)

AMAZON | B & N | KOBO

TWO BROTHERS.

TWO BETRAYALS.

ONE EPIC BATTLE.

WHICH ONE WILL COME OUT ON TOP?

Natalia is the daughter of one of the most powerful drug lords in Mexico. When her mother is killed by someone the family trusted, she's sent off to live in the relative safety of California.

"I had run away from all this, but the devil still tempted that stupid little girl.

She knew better than most what could come of that."

Natalia has successfully extracted herself from her father's violent business dealings but soon finds herself at the center of a brother war for retribution when she goes home to visit her father for Easter----a war between Cristiano and Diego de la Rosa.

"Once a man gets a taste of power, his need for it surpasses hunger.

It's a sickness that demands more."

VIOLENT DELIGHTS is told from Natalia's POV with the exception of two chapters---one for each brother. I usually hate love triangles, but something about this one hooked me from the very beginning. Which brother is the real monster? Which brother should she fear? It's impossible to know.

"You're looking for a monster, and you found one in me.

But I'm not the one you should fear.

Just remember--no monster thinks of himself that way.

He's just living by a different code than yours."

I only know I CANNOT WAIT to read the rest of this series to find out!


(Side note: I'd love to know how to get myself on the ARC list for this series (or any of Hawkins' future work!) If you're one of the lucky few who know how to go about this---please do share your Intel with me.)

BOOK REVIEW: Listen to Your Heart by Kasie West

Listen to Your Heart by Kasie West
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I'm not the least bit ashamed to admit that I have a serious affinity for super cute YA novels. And, in the young adult world... West is king! I absolutely loved The Fill-In Boyfriend, but Listen to Your Heart might be my new favorite.

This is just the adorable kind of read that makes ya feel good! Yes, it was somewhat predictable. Some might even claim that it was too cheesy at times. Yet, I really and truly loved it! (Not in spite of those things, but because

of those things.)

Side note: Queen's Under Pressure was playing on a loop in my brain as the background score music for the last few chapters. This can only mean ONE thing --- it would make a great coming-of-age movie!

Additional Side note: I don't know why my brain finds the need to create a soundtrack for the books that I read but I kind of love it.

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Book Review: WHEN ELEPHANTS FLY by Nancy Richardson Fischer

A heartwarming coming-of-age tale about mental illness, tolerance, and the beautiful bonds that can form between animal and human. WHEN ELEPHANTS FLY at its heart is about the importance of fighting for what you believe in, living in the moment, and never giving up hope. 

Lily Decker has spent most of her life fearing the day she becomes her schizophrenic mother. The same schizophrenic mother who attempted to kill her by throwing her off an apartment building when she was 11-years-old.

Because schizophrenia is largely genetic and is deeply ingrained in her family's lineage, Lily lives her life by a specific code of conduct. It's what she refers to as "the 12-year Plan". The code consists of living her life by logic rather than emotion and adhering to clean living to avoid the well-known contributing factors of schizophrenia -- stress, a lack of sleep, hormonal changes, physical, emotional or sexual abuse, alcohol, and drugs. She runs three miles everyday, meditates, and avoids parties and high-stress situations. There's just one problem with Lily's "12-year Plan". It's BORING.

Lily is nothing, if not apathetic. That is, until an internship at the local newspaper brings her to the zoo, where she watches an elephant attempt to kill her three-week-old calf, Swifty. Lily cannot bear to turn her back on the story or the baby calf, but she knows she'll have to abandon her safe plans in order to help. After learning Swifty is dying from grief, Lily is faced with a life-changing decision that could break not only her sanity, but also her heart. Life may not be a fairy tale, but there are many different forms of happily-ever-after.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!

*A big thanks to both Netgalley and the publisher for granting me the opportunity to read an advanced copy of this book. The thoughts expressed in this review are my own personal opinions and have been written in my own words.

Publish Date: September 4, 2018
Publisher: Harlequin Teen

BOOK REVIEW: Our House by Louise Candlish

Our House by Louise Candlish
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!
ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS I’VE READ ALL YEAR.

OUR HOUSE is a spellbinding story that will surprise you over and over again. I honestly can’t remember the last time a book surprised me as much as this one did.

Fiona (known as Fi) lives in a darling suburb outside of London that is known for its beautiful landscape and skyrocketing property values. Despite the strained relationship she has with her estranged husband Bram, Fi has been coping well with their separation and trial run custody agreement. That all changes when she arrives home early from a trip and finds a family in her driveway with a moving truck. Not only does this family claim to now legally own her home, but her possessions, estranged husband, and children are also missing.

The narrative of OUR HOUSE is told from the alternating perspectives of Fi and Bram. However, these perspectives are told in very unique and differing formats. Fi’s story is told in the form of a guest interview on a crime podcast called The Victim, while Bram tells his version of events in the form of a suicide letter. (This isn’t a spoiler, as this information is given to the reader in the first few chapters.) The unreliability of these narrators adds to the suspense and mystery of the story, and Candlish does an amazing job of tying it together with a few chapters told from the perspective of a third, neutral narrator.

As the story begins to unravel, one nightmare after another is revealed. Fraud, blackmail, secrets, lies, infidelity, betrayal. They all twist and turn until you get lost inside a labyrinth. It’s a cautionary and terrifying story about how one hidden truth can turn into a tsunami of lies and destroy everything in its wake.




*A big thanks to Netgalley and the publisher for allowing me to read an advanced copy of this book. This review is my honest opinion written in my own words.


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Book Review: I Flipping Love You by Helena Hunting

I FLIPPING LOVE YOU is a super cute story about flipping houses in the Hamptons, moving on from past hurts, and being brave enough to take a chance on love. 

Rian (like Ryan but with an i instead of a y) and Pierce seem like an unlikely couple on the surface, but sparks fly when an case of mistaken identity leads to a chance encounter at a grocery store. Despite the couple's obvious chemistry, Rian is hesitant to get involved with a man who isn't a safe bet and Pierce is anything but safe. Regardless, Rian's reluctance is no match against Pierce's charm and good looks, and the two quickly find themselves swept up in a whirlwind romance. 

I FLIPPING LOVE YOU is a feel good love story that makes you laugh. It's the perfect beach read! It's also the third novel in the SHACKING UP series but can easily be read as a standalone. In fact, I didn't initially realize this book was a series standalone, but I absolutely loved both SHACKING UP and HOOKING UP and this fact is an unexpected and added bonus for me!

*A big thanks to Netgalley and the publisher for allowing me to read an advanced copy of this book. The thoughts expressed in this review are my own personal opinions and have been written in my own words.

Book Review: Our Kind of Cruelty by Araminta Hall

OUR KIND OF CRUELTY is told from the POV of an obsessed and delusional stalker named Mike. Mike believes he is playing a game of cat and mouse with the love of his life and ex-girlfriend named Verity. In reality, Verity (or V) has moved on from their relationship, fallen in love with "the most eligible bachelor in London," and plans to marry him. When V sends Mike an invitation to the wedding, he is convinced this was a calculated move in their twisted little game of Crave. Now, it's his move.

"They say that hate is the closest emotion to love. And passion certainly exists in two forms. The passion of sex and the passion of arguments. For V and I, one would merge into the other all the time."

I won't delve into the plot specifics because it would ruin the story for you, but the book is divided into three parts.

Part One: consists of inner dialogue that provides the backstory -- details about Mike's traumatic childhood, how he and V came to meet, the highs and lows of their 8 year relationship, the dynamics of their silly games, etc. It sets the stage for what will come later and helps the reader understand his actions, beliefs, and motivations.

Part Two: the story begins to pick up and the main event begins to unfold

Part Three: everything comes full circle as it all plays out in a courtroom

I had a hard time putting this book down but also have a few issues with it. My biggest issue is with Mike. To put simply, the man is certifiable. He has very little social intelligence and misinterprets everyday social cues on a near constant basis. Yet, we are to believe he's a very successful banker who rakes in million dollar bonuses, despite this social ineptitude. My other issue is with Verity. If the author intended readers to sympathize with V, she did a poor job. We don't know enough about her character (her personality, or head space, or what motivates her) to know if she's being genuine. Thus, we are left to wonder if Verity ever cared about Mike at all or if the only person she ever truly cared about was herself.

I've seen this book touted as a work "that puts man's depravity on display". I actually believe the opposite may be true. In my opinion, Verity appears to be just as depraved as Mike in this story (maybe even more so... she is a master in the art of social skills, after all). I was left with too many questions. Did V take advantage of Mike's vulnerability and lack of social skills to mold him into the man that she wanted? Into a man she could easily manipulate? Is it fair to deem someone's behavior as "depraved" if that behavior is motivated by a distorted reality? I'm not sure that it is. 

In the end, OUR KIND OF CRUELTY felt more depressing to me than it did disturbing. I also would have preferred a much more resolute ending. Regardless, I feel confident this novel will be popular among book clubs (as there is much to discuss!) and a hit with the fans of Gillian Flynn and Paula Hawkins.

*A big thanks to Netgalley and the publisher for providing me with an advanced copy of this book in exchange for my honest review.

Wordless Wednesday

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

2015 Reading Challenge

I wanted to read more in 2015, so I challenged myself to read 25 books by the end of the year. (50 seemed too lofty of a number because I would need to read at least a book every week.) After reading 25 books in less than six months, I upped the ante to 50. By October, I reached my goal and kept right on reading.

I’ve learned a lot this year. In fact, I’ve probably learned more this year than I have in any other year of my life. I don’t have plans to read a specific number of books in 2016, but I do plan to read with the same intensity that I have this year. It’s almost as if I’ve found a long lost love, and you’d be crazy to think I’d let that love go now.

Here is a list of the 72.

bold = favorite

1. She’s Not There by P.J. Parrish
2. The Big Bloody Book of Violence: The Smart Person’s Guide for Surviving Dangerous Times: What Every Person Must Know About Self-Defense by Kris Wilder & Lawrence Kane
3. A is for Alibi by Sue Grafton
4. Yes Please by Amy Poehler
5. Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari
6. The Trials of White Boy Rick by Evan Hughes
7. You Are Not So Smart by David McRaney
8. The Secret Life of Pronouns: What Our Words Say About Us by James W. Pennebaker
9. Liespotting by Pamela Meyer
10. Columbine by Dave Cullen
11. Year of Yes: How to Dance It Out, Stand In the Sun, and Be Your Own Person by Shonda Rhimes
12. Ugly Love by Colleen Hoover
13. Losing Hope by Colleen Hoover
14. Hopeless by Colleen Hoover
15. Rogue Lawyer by John Grisham
16. Vanishing Girls by Lauren Oliver
17. The Murder House by James Patterson
18. The Murderer’s Daughter by Jonathan Kellerman
19. I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show Villain by Courtney Robertson
20. The Stranger Beside Me: Ted Bundy The Shocking Inside Story by Ann Rule
21. The Journalist and the Murderer by Janet Malcolm
22. My Sister’s Grave by Robert Dugoni
23. After the First Death by Robert Cormier
24. An Abundance of Katherines by John Green
25. Into the Darkest Corner by Elizabeth Haynes
26. The Hand That Feeds You by A.J. Rich
27. You Can’t Lie to Me by Janine Driver
28. You Are a Badass by Jen Sincero
29. Luckiest Girl Alive by Jessica Knoll
30. You Can Read Anyone by David J. Lieberman
31. That Night by Chevy Stevens
32. Breathing Black by Piper Payne
33. Beautiful Boy: A Father’s Journey Through His Son’s Addiction by David Sheff
34. The Stranger by Harlan Coben
35. Never, Never: Part Two by Collen Hoover
36. The Gift of Fear: Survival Signals That Protect Us from Violence by Gavin de Becker
37. We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
38. The Sociopath Next Door: The Ruthless Versus the Rest of Us by Martha Stout
39. Every Fifteen Minutes by Lisa Scottoline
40. The Silent Wife by A.S.A. Harrison
41. Imperfect Justice: Prosecuting Casey Anthony by Jeff Ashton
42. Finding Jake by Bryan Reardon
43. The Precious One by Marisa de los Santos
44. My Heart and Other Black Holes by Jasmine Warga
45. Beyond Belief: My Secret Life Inside Scientology and My Harrowing Escape by Jenna Miscavige Hill
46. You by Caroline Kepnes
47. Looking for Alaska by John Green
48. My Sunshine Away by M.O. Walsh
49. The Devil You Know by Elisabeth de Mariaffi
50. Paper Towns by John Green
51. Champion by Marie Lu
52. Prodigy by Marie Lu
53. Legend by Marie Lu
54. The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo
55. Dark Places by Gillian Flynn
56. The Husband’s Secret by Liane Moriarty
57. Spy the Lie by Philip Houston
58. Always Watching by Chevy Stevens
59. Killing Kennedy: The End of Camelot by Bill O’Reilly
60. Reconstructing Amelia by Kimberly McCreight
61. Eden Close by Anita Shreve
62. Firefly Lane by Kristin Hannah
63. The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins
64. Defending Jacob by William Landay
65. Beautiful Lies by Lisa Unger
66. Dirty Rush by Taylor Bell
67. The Substitute by Denise Grover Swank
68. Never, Never by Colleen Hoover
69. American Sniper by Chris Kyle
70. Requiem by Lauren Oliver
71. Pandemonium by Lauren Oliver
72. Delirium by Lauren Oliver

A few notes about some of my favorites...

You by Caroline Kepnes

This was my absolute favorite of the 72. It’s written from a second person point of view---which sounds incredibly strange but worked well for this particular storyline. A word of caution: This book will NOT be for everyone. The language is vile and the protagonist is a creepy, unsettling, and disturbing human being. In other words, it’s dark and twisty. If you don’t like dark and twisty, you definitely won’t like this book.

“Before you, there was Candace. She was stubborn too, so I’m gonna be patient with you, same way I was patient with her. I am not gonna hold it against you that in that old, bulky laptop computer of yours you write about every thing in the world except me. I am no idiot, Beck. I know how to search a hard drive and I know I’m not in there and I know you don’t even own anything resembling a notebook or a diary. One possible theory: You write about me in the notepad on your phone. Hope remains.”

The Luckiest Girl Alive by Jessica Knoll

I read all 352 pages in one day; I couldn’t put it down.

The Precious One by Marisa de los Santos

This book gave me alllll the feels..... loved it!

The Gift of Fear by Gavin de Becker

I strongly believe that every person on this planet should read this book... but especially women. It’s packed with insightful and life-saving information about predicting violent behavior, trusting your intuition, recognizing the warning signs, reading body language, and the methods that criminals use to make us vulnerable and/or easier to attack.

Other Notes:

I recommend every book written by Liane Moriarty or John Green.

Columbine was truly eye-opening. I’ve read a lot about (& thus, know a lot about) the details surrounding a number of mass murders. I was surprised to learn that much of what (I thought) I knew about Columbine was actually inaccurate information misreported by the media.

Beyond Belief will make you lose any respect you might still have for Tom Cruise. How anyone on this planet with half a brain can believe one iota of that Scientology crap is beyond my comprehension. SERIOUSLY.

You may have noticed that several books on my list are about lie detection (4, to be exact---it’s incredibly fascinating to me). So, don’t even think about pulling a fast one over on me, buddy... I’ll see right through you.