23 June 2011

The Pass & Never Ever List

The Pass List - (Do you remember that episode of Friends where Ross talks about the different celebrities he'd want on his pass list---the ones he would be "given a pass" to hook up with if the opportunity ever presented itself? Well, these are the five I would want on my pass list.)

1. Dirt Nasty aka Simon Rex

I completely understand that most of you will not agree with me on this one. The majority of my friends think I'm crazy. I don't know what it is exactly, but I find him so sexy. Maybe it's his sense of humor or his bad boy image. Don't get it confused. I know, I ragged on Ashley (the Bachelorette) for pining over bad boy, Bentley. But, I'm not trying to  marry this guy; I just want to kiss his mouth for a quick minute.

2. Cam Gigandet

Many know Cam from the Twilight movies, but I've been salivating at the sight of him since he kicked Ryan's ass on The OC.

3. Wentworth Miller

Wenty (as I so dearly call him) is the man I would choose if I could only pick one. I used to watch Prison Break marathons for days on end, and not for the story line.

4. Channing Tatum

Is there any "Pass List" that Channing Tatum is NOT on? I doubt it. 

5. Hayden Christensen

Like Simon Rex, I'm not sure what it is about Hayden that makes me say "ummm... ummmm... ummmmm." I think it's his eyes; they're magnificent. 

The Never Ever List 
(This is my list of five who I would never want to hook up with...)

1. Johnny Depp

I know, I know... you think I'm nuts. But, honestly, there's not one thing about this man I find sexy. He actually grosses me out. I've never understood the obsession with him.


2. Russell Brand

I know I'm not alone on this one. He's too skinny, and his hair always looks as if he just stuck his finger in a light socket. And, he's really not funny either.

3. Carrot Top

He should be an obvious choice. But, you never know, so I added him. It's not just his looks, either. He's SO obnoxious and annoying. He's the male version of Kathy Griffin, and if the two of them are ever in the same room together... God help us all. 

4. John Mayer

There was a time when I didn't have a negative opinion about Mr. Mayer. However, after he ran through a slew of hot girls and then made rude remarks about them post-breakup, I've tossed him in the grimy pile. It's simply not a good look. 

5. Mario Lopez

His bubbly, "I'm pumped!" personality is a huge turn-off for me. I prefer a more mellow man. And... no matter how much time has passed, I'll never see anything other than an A.C. Slater mullet whenever I look at him. Who wants to date the guy that plays second fiddle to Zack Morris? No one.


  1. Love this idea for a post! I'd have to agree with all your NEVERS!
    And Wentworth Miller....YES PLEASE!!! He was the sole reason I stuck with Prison Break through that terrible third season!

  2. I too love this idea! I may have to copy, it's just too fun! I'm surprised you don't like Johnny Depp, after a few Pirate movies I was all game!
    Your PASS list was interesting!
    By the way, our dear friend Channing, had me at Step Up too!

  3. Pretty much agree with every single person on each list. Those men in the first make me melt. Someone come scrape me up off the floor, please! And how do I not know who Simon Rex is? I must google him immediately!

  4. I love your pass list! Channing is sooooo good looking! I agree with your never ever list. I can't stand Russel, he was on my list and I'd have to say that John M. makes me gag! YUCK!


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