The Pass List - (remember that episode of Friends where Ross talks about how there are certain celebrities in which you are given a pass to hook up with if the opportunity ever arose? These are the top five men I would want on my pass list.)
1. Dirt Nasty aka Simon Rex
I completely understand that most of you will not agree with me on this because the majority of my friends think I'm crazy. I honestly don't know what it is about him but I think he is damn sexy. It might be his sense of humor or it might be that whole bad boy imagine. Don't get it twisted... I know I ragged on Ashley (the Bachelorette) for pining over bad boy Bentley... but I don't wanna marry this guy. I would just like to... you know... kiss his face for a quick minute.
2. Cam Gigandet
Most people know Cam from the Twilight movies but I've been lusting over him since he was fighting Ryan over Marissa on The OC.
3. Wentworth Miller
Wenty (and all his gorgeousness) is the man I would probably choose if I could only pick one. I used to sit and watch Prison Break marathons for days on end.
4. Channing Tatum
What girls list is he not on? I think every girl fell for Channing after watching him in Dear John. He kinda had at me at Step Up though.
5. Hayden Christensen
I'm not sure what it is about Hayden, but he makes me say "um um um." The movie Jumper started this whole fixation. I think it's his eyes. They are magnificent.
The Never Ever List - (I think this one is pretty self-explanatory. This is my list of five men who I would never ever want to hook up with...)
1. Johnny Depp
I know, I know... you all think I'm nuts. But seriously, there is not one single thing about this man that I find sexy. He actually grosses me out. I've never understood the obsession with him.
2. Russell Brand
I saw his name on a few other lists too... so I know I'm not alone in this one. He is too skinny & his hair always looks like he's stuck his finger in a light socket. Plus, he's simply not funny.
3. Carrot Top
He should be an obvious choice for any one. But you never know... so I've listed him. It isn't even just his looks either. He is so annoying. He is the male version of Kathy Griffin and if they are ever in the same room together, God help whoever else might be in there too.
4. John Mayer
There may have been a time when I did not have this opinion of Mr. Mayer. But, after his quick run through with a slew of hot girlfriends and his rude remarks about them post-breakup... I just think he is grimey and I don't find that attractive.
5. Mario Lopez
His whole bubbly "I'm pumped!" personality is a turn off for me. I prefer a more mellow man. And, no matter how many years pass... I will never be able to look at him without seeing his A.C. Slater mullet. Plus, who wants to date someone who is so far second fiddle to Zack Morris? No one.